Introducing My Site Redesign: A Punch to the Head Means “I Love You” in Sister Language

So I decided to change my site around a little. I get bored easily and needed something new.

I came across these pictures of my brother Jeremy and I when we were little, lovingly ironed on to a decorative quilt vignette made by my stepmom. They depict a Rockwell-like scene that unfolded years ago, as I was roller skating around looking for something to hit, apparently. Perfect for my website.

If you’re thinking, “OMG she’s beating that poor little child!!!”, I will caution you not to be fooled by his cherubic cheeks and angelic blonde curls. He was hell on two legs.

And we get along now! I swear! LOOK!


Plus, I asked him if it was ok if I use pictures depicting a scene from his childhood that probably necessitated therapy years later. He was cool with it.

But hey, now he is grown and serves his country in the military. And if our past makes up who we are today, then, in a way, I contributed to helping to defend our nation. You’re welcome, America.

Also, I’d like to point out the pre-punch curtsey. Because a lady always curtsies before she’s about to open up a can of whoop ass.



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