CAH: Hey, you know that homemade body wash you made me?
Me: Yes, you’re welcome.
CAH: Yeah, I’m not sure about it…..
Me: What’s wrong with it?
CAH: Well for starters, it’s a weird color.
Me: That is because it is infused with Early Grey tea. For distinguished gentlemen.
CAH: Yeah, it’s the same color as my skin.
Me: Yeah, it’s like camouflage body wash. Men love camouflage stuff.
CAH: Well, I’m also not sure about the way it smells. I feel like I smell at work.
Me: If anything you smell like Earl Grey. Like a distinguished gentleman.
CAH: I just – it’s flesh colored and it stinks.
Me: Fine. Get the store-bought stuff.
He never appreciates my efforts.