WINK Wednesday – Orange Julius Wine Slushie

It’s that day of the week! WINK Wednesday, the day to celebrate being child-free and inebriated. This is my very first WINK Wednesday post, so I thought I would bring you something extra special.

Something super classy.

Something that will have the wine snobs fainting in their chairs.

Orange Julius Wine Slushies – HO YEAH!


Let’s do this!

2 cups of your favorite white wine
8-10 peeled and seeded oranges (or 2 1/2 cups of orange juice, if you want to be lazy)
1/2 cup of powdered sugar
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
3 cups of ice

Blend everything except the ice for about 30 seconds, until nice and perfectly blended, then add the ice a bit at a time. Use less ice if you like a thiner consistency you can drink with a straw, or that doesn’t hit you in the face all at once when you tip your cup to drink. Use more ice if you love taking it in the face.

Which I know you do. You nasty thing.

Now get drunk and celebrate your freedom, my fellow WINKS of the world.

And remember, a fabulous vintage house dress always makes the WINK experience much better.


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