About this Wiseass

Note: this is not me. It's Mila Kunis. She's way hotter than me, so I felt her picture would be more visually appealing.

Note: this is not me. It’s Mila Kunis. She’s way hotter than me, so I felt her picture would be more visually appealing.

The Wiseass Wife was born to a low-income black family on June 1, 1937 in Memphis, Tennessee. She was the youngest of five and loved acting her whole life, but decided to become a fighter pilot in the air force instead. It wasn’t until later that she decided to pursue her love of acting.

Wait – shit, that’s Morgan Freeman, not me.

Ok, ok, fine. I’m a wife with no kids – so this is not a mom blog. But moms are welcome. We are also committed to a child-free lifestyle, so there won’t be kids. And no, I won’t babysit for you. Those of us in this lifestyle refer to ourselves as DINKS – Dual Income No Kids.

I am trying to get WINK trending – Wine Inebriated No Kids.

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WINK Wife’s for Life!

Other than that, 5 facts to know about me:

1. I have 3 dogs and 2 cats; a side effect of working in the animal rescue biz for 15 years

2. I do all my own editing, and I’m a terrible editor, so there are almost always likely to be typos.

3. My right breast is named “Cal” and my left is “Poly,” after my husband’s alma mater (they used to be called “Horatio Sanz” and “Milky Delicious”)

4. I’m a vegetarian

5. My nipples are on sideways.

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